Beginning PC Race Chart

Race, roll %

1-40 Normal Human. Sorry.

41-50 Mutant. Roll on Mutations table. And all stats are 1d20 instead of 3d6.

51-58 Cactazoid. Prickly. Everyone knows and no one will hug you. Must sleep one full day a month and have sand to plant themselves in. Little water usage.

59-65 Mushroom Man. A staple to the diets of all psi-witches on S'loth.

66-69 Starchild. Blue skin scion.

70-79 Mutant. Just B/C I wanted more muties.

80 – 86 Robot. Unless decided otherwise in character creation, your identity as a robot is secret.

87-90 Magmagon....lava blood and cold sucks for you.

91-92 Elf. No one likes you. Chance of Tranny.

93-97 Stout Dwarf. Needs beer and architecture to be happy or tantrums.

98-99 Other Strangeness Mutant (see TMNT rpg)

00 Total Freak Weirdo. JM's discretion or roll on the RECG.

This is the tentative starting race chart for characters in the SSS campaign.  I may amend it to include the other "standard" Encounter Critical races and the Starchild and Magmagon races need to be worked out, but I kinda like the chance that if I use this chart now, I will have no idea what a Starchild even is, other than something I wrote while stoned.  

....except maybe this:

...or this: